Sunday, 21 May 2017

Urgent discussion required!

Photo 01 - sailing craft ruining my fishing!

Urgent discussion required!

Yesterday whilst fishing at the boathouse we also enjoyed watching the sailing club holding an event involving around 30 craft. It was entertaining up to a point but then deteriorated into a shambles! The craft were racing around large yellow marker buoys which at the start of the event was fine as they were well away from the shoreline, but later on a powered craft undid one of the yellow markers and brought it close to the boathouse almost on top of my lines!

I managed to get the attention of the pilot of the powered boat and told him he was on top of my lines but he simply said he had been told to place the buoy there by the race officer! Then followed a rake of craft round the buoy and over my lines spoiling my fishing effort for the day! We know this was not carried out intentionally it was just a case of not thinking of others, something we are all guilty of from time to time!

Photo 02 - Les & Mikes biggest (1.50lbs) lovely colours!

The loch is a large body of water, surely big enough for the two main users to enjoy their respective sports without impinging on the other! The points of contention are why when notified (by me) did the sailing club race officer not take action to prevent my fishing from being ruined! Have our members not the right to enjoy their sport unhindered? If they felt the need to come within 80 - 100metres from the bank why did they not specify the areas affected and let us know before the event was staged so we could direct anglers not to fish that area! We are not rigid and will do all we can to accommodate other loch users.

This is not the first time this has happened but we want to ensure it is the last! I will be writing to the sailing club outlining our concerns before this escalates into a full scale melee! Many of our members are not as laid back as I am. We desperately want to avoid potential conflict, with planning and discussion this can easily be prevented. The loch is big enough for both groups to operate without impinging on the sport of the other! Discussion between our clubs is urgently required!

Photo 03 - Craig Hunter's 12.50lbs Pike from the Lowes yesterday.

Brothers in angling!

Mike Christie and Les Robson are well known to the long serving members of the club. Mike and Les came up today for a day in pursuit of our Brown Trout and did they do well! In what was a cold wet day with a lack of wind between them they bagged 4 fine Brownies from three quarters of a pound to the big one pictured (photo 02) above which was estimated around a pound and a half.

They could only estimate the weights as all the fish were returned immediately as is their way, and these two old hands could estimate the weight of a Trout at fifty paces to a fine margin. Now don’t get to thinking that you can just nip out on a boat and bag four fish it’s not that easy. These lads are seasoned loch fishers who have served an apprenticeship on the loch and built up a knowledge base most of us could only dream about!

Photo 04 - The fish finder kindly given to the club by Mike!

Now these lads are not only top notch anglers they are bloody decent blokes to boot! In an extraordinary act of kindness Mike has gifted us a comprehensive fish finder with all the attachments in a carrying box. Now our anglers will have access to the device to check out their particular areas of interest and will surely be a great help to our anglers!
Exactly the kind of anglers we love to see at the loch and what a sea change from the bullies, varlets and knaves we encountered last year! Yes we class these boys as our friends but more than that they are our brother’s in angling!
Mike thanks again for your kindness!

Photo 05 - Ready for the Lowes!

Lowes boat!

Unfortunately it was not possible to get the boat out of our boathouse yesterday due to the random nature of people arriving. Of course it is Watt Mitty that has done for us good and proper by cutting our sliding beam in half! In days gone by two of us could have the boat out simply sliding her out. So if you are desperate to be on the Lowes on the boat ask Watt why he cut our beam in half. It may be that we will be able to get her our midweek if not we will try again at the weekend!

The  wider world in my view!

Our enemy!

Theresa May the woman who can rant on for an eternity yet somehow say nothing has finally said something! Yes the would be Butcher Thatcher clone has lifted the veil and uncovered real Tory policy targeted at the elderly and families who are struggling by ending free school meals! Extreme complacency fostered by the huge lead in the opinion polls has led her to targeting the very people who pushed the Tories into power!
Hitting pensioners many of whom are poor people is what Tories do best whilst looking after their well heeled pals and that is exactly what May has done! The Tory manifesto has bombed cutting the Tory lead from a sixteen point lead down to nine points! Her policy dubbed “The dementia tax” to make elderly people pay for social care if they have assets of more than £100,000 and getting rid of the triple lock on pensions has elderly voters up in arms!

Coupling this with what was seen as a very positive manifesto for Labour has the Tories scrambling around furiously! This is a most welcome development but in reality Labour winning is not a possibility with Corbyn at the helm! The best that could be hoped for is that the Tories win with a much smaller majority which would give the population hope that Brexit could be averted!

Normally a government as incompetent as the Tories are would see the opposition streets ahead. Just look at their pledge from 5 years ago to get rid of the deficit. It was meant to be eradicated this year but now the estimate is 2025! Ending free school meals for needy families punishes the very people she said she would help! This measure will see about 600,000 families pushed to the brink! At last the Tories can be seen for what they are simply enemies of working class people!

Sunday, 14 May 2017

On the Lowes boat!

Photo 01 - Our Lowes boat ready for launch!

On the Lowes boat!

Yesterday the final coat of black gloss was applied to the woodwork hopefully giving it protection from the elements for years to come. We refitted the oar anchoring points and nipped them up tight, all that remains is for a bleach cleanout and she will be ready to return to her home on the Lowes! Well not quite we could in the past simply have slid her out but thanks to Watt Mitty and the infamous cut beam we can no longer do this!

So with the next arrival of a few of our burly lads we will have to manhandle her out on to St Mary’s! The plan would be to row her to the top of St Mary’s and using Alastair’s boat trailer transport her to the top of the Lowes and row her to her base. If we cannot do it in one stage we will simply moor her with the Lomond’s until we can complete the transfer.

Note - due to the low level of the loch there is no chance of coaxing her through the joining channel.


I have heard a Cuckoo calling many times over the years invariably from the Bowerhope area. However the last few years her call has been missing. We can only speculate as to why this is we simply do not know. This year however her familiar call has been heard several times which just enriches the stunning morning chorus!

I remember well many years ago when I came upon her whilst clambering down the steep bank near the boathouse. When she heard my clumsy descent she flew out of the long grass across the loch to her roosting place. I had a look round the area from where she had flown and soon found a nest with two small eggs and one large egg. I watched from a distance and soon spotted a Pied Wagtail returning to her nest.

How this small bird can be fooled into thinking the giant egg in her nest is one of her own I do not know! It’s just another of Mother Nature's wonders!

Photo 02 - Bleach clean required!

The wider world in my view!

In brief!

Shown up again!

This week Cruella Davidson a known loudmouth and the Tory mouthpiece in Scotland was shown up as a fool not once, not twice but three times! Firstly in the debate on foodbanks she was put on the spot and challenged by all parties why ex servicemen were being pushed into using them. Rather than admitting her parties policy of relentless punishing of the poor was the cause she traipsed out Theresa Mays standard reply that the reasons for foodbank use were “complex”! To universal boo’s she sipped back into her chair suitably embarrassed!

Her next ordeal was when she tried to get one over on Nicola Sturgeon stating that her education policy received scant mention in the election leaflets issued by the SNP. When it was pointed  out that the “curriculum for excellence” was at its inception supported by all political parties she seemed to withdraw! Furthermore Sturgeon drove in the knife when she pointed out that independence, SNP and Nicola Sturgeon were mentioned over 110 times in Tory election leaflets! Just goes to show the negativity of the Tories! 

The third time came at the end of the week when the clown U turned on free prescriptions! Yes she was vehement in her opposition for almost ten years but all of a sudden she is all for them! Thanks to Jeremy Corbyn Labour is finished and Cruella senses a chance to nab some of the more bewildered among Labour voters! In her desire to please puppet master May she will stop at nothing! Just another principle free Tory unworthy of anyone's vote!

Amber Dudd!

Yes our brash home secretary pontificating to all health boards telling them they need to do more to protect data in light of the recent cyber attack! It appears that many health boards are still running Windows XP a system that is no longer supported by Microsoft.

Ms Dudd appears to be blaming the health boards for this disaster when in fact she should be looking at her own government! Yes the continued misguided austerity imposed by this government has brought the health service to its knees as it has to all public services by massive underfunding! The very fabric of our existence is being unpicked by these zealots to allow private contractors to provide services which will come at a considerable cost!

The Tories are doing to this country what Adolph Hitler could not. They are constantly degrading our ability to live as civilised beings! Instead of outwardly destroying the backbone of our way of living they are achieving the same result by deceit and stealth! Remember this when you visit the polling station!

Donald Chump!

It just moves further into the realms of fantasy with every day that goes by! Donald Trump in full view of the American people is removing one by one anyone who is investigating his party’s links to Russia during the election campaign. Does this man who now has the lowest satisfaction rating of any US politician think that by removing people investigating the link such investigations will cease!

Sunday, 7 May 2017

Game on!

Photo 01 - Davie with a cracking 1.75lbs Brownie in the WHITE BOAT!!

Game on!

Well over the last few weeks we were swithering over whether our population of Pike had carried their spawning for the year. Member Stewart Grieve and a visiting angler midweek have answered that question with a high degree of certainty when a 14.75lbs Pike caught by Stewart and an 11.50 lbs Pike caught by the visiting angler showed both had the classic signs of spawning.

Yes a flaccid abdomen and a reddened vent on both fish displayed both and couple that with Pike being caught in numbers indicates to us that the yearly event has taken place! After concentrating on producing our future sport the Pike are invariably hungry for food to once again build up their reserves to complete the cycle once again so it’s game on!

When Davie or Stewart phone for a boat they always stress the green Lomond in the one they want. I asked why they always ask for the green one thinking there might be a problem with the white one.  Their reason, the colour! They thought the green one is more camouflaged well on that Trout above I'd go for the white one!

Photo 02 - Bumbles working Willow blossom yesterday!

Lowes boat!

Yesterday due to the fact that heavy winds made boat angling an unsafe proposition Gordon, Mike, Brian, Colin, Les and me turned our attention to moving forward our Lowes boat. The first and not inconsiderable task was to flip her over without removing the newly applied two pack paint. With all hands deployed and foam blocks in position we flipped her over with relative ease.

With the boat right way up all the exposed woodwork could be treated which includes the rim of wood around the boat and the seats. We ruled out varnish because of the bits of filler here and there and we decided on a black gloss finish which would sit nicely with the blue body and hide the imperfections.

The process would be a coat of primer followed by a coat of undercoat finished off with 2 coats of black gloss. Now this would have cost a pretty penny but Gordon brought with him all the paint required kindly donated by Gordon, Colin and Brian thanks lads most kind of you. So it was on with a coat of primer after thorough degreasing. The rest of the cycle will be completed midweek and the oar brackets bolted on and with a bit of luck she could be returned to her home on Saturday! Happy days!

Lost net!

Yesterday a walker kindly handed in a large landing net in very good condition. I won’t describe it here or give the location where it was found but if the angler who lost it gets in touch with a description of the net we will put in place the framework for it to be returned. Simply call or mail us and we will take the required action.

Go Outdoors!

I was speaking with one of our members in Hawick recently and he was very enthusiastic in telling me of this outlet and the value for money it offers. As the name suggests they cater for all the common outdoor activities including fishing. They stock loads of products many from top manufacturers such as Shimano, Okuma and Shakespeare.

 I think you have to be selective and compare prices but undoubtedly there are super bargains to be had. Remember also that if you become a member (£5.00/year) you can get up to a further massive 60% discount of the RRP which is a tremendous saving! Click the link to see the offers in store and thanks to Alan for the pointer much appreciated!

Road Closure!

On departing the loch yesterday we were turned back by Police just before the Gordon Arms Hotel due to a serious (fatal) accident having taken place at the crossroads involving two motorcycles. It is reported that a female pillion passenger was fatally injured and the two riders are very seriously ill in city hospitals. How sad yet another fatality on this road has occurred. All we can say to drivers car or motorcycle is to drive to road conditions and be aware that animals may be wandering on the road.

 The wider world in my view!

Choices to be made!

If there was doubt before Wednesday there is now none! Theresa May is a dud but much worse than that she is playing us all for fools! Of course there was going to be public posturing , snide remarks and nasty rumours  but instead of thinking her strategy she jumps in like a bull in a china shop and starts accusing EU officials in a manner that would make Walter Mitty pale into insignificance!

If you had any doubts Brexit might turn out to be a complete disaster then start worrying – it is and worse! This lightweight woman impersonating a Prime minister is sinking any chance we had of securing a good deal! Without really trying she has made enemies of the remaining EU members and astonishingly before the real negotiations start!

Blaming the EU for trying to affect the election outcome does not really tie into her “strong and stable government” sound bite! It rings of paranoia and rank ineptitude, traits that are becoming more apparent as she ploughs ever onwards into the mire! We are already in a weaker position, she has issued threats with regard to defence cooperation with Europe which exposes us and our good neighbours in Europe!

She has admittedly been very good at one thing and that is pulling the wool over the people of England! There are massive cuts to come for the less well off and still she rides high in the polls. Most of this is due to Labour’s most incompetent leader since the party was founded.  People who earn less than 50K have nowhere to place their vote the choices are vote for a lying incompetent (May), an out and out loser (Corbyn) or go to the pub and watch reruns of the 1966 world cup final!

This country has never before been in such a perilous position any influence we once had has been lost by May trade opportunities look to be a forlorn hope as our relations with our European friends are destroyed by these tragic fools!  May rather pompously described herself a a “bloody difficult woman” the public however see her as a bloody fool of a woman completely out of her depth!

This woman (who would be better suited to serving tea in the WRVS) and her party have our public services on their knees, our education and health services crippled! And its no use blaming the Scottish Government they can only distribute what they get and that is being cut to the bone by Westminster!

How any working class man could squander a vote on what must be the most inept government ever is beyond me! However my feelings aside it is happening and its all down to Jeremy Corbyn a man who is living in the past! If you needed any evidence to support this just look to the disastrous council election results!

It must now be clear to Scots its either more of the Tories and their stripping of our public services and more punishment for the poor who have already borne the brunt of the cuts to public spending or go forward our own way building a new future! That is the choice; there is no in-between it’s no future or a difficult road to a new future for those who come later!

Sunday, 30 April 2017

Search Expedition!

Photo 01 - Brian with a St Mary's Brownie!

Search expedition!

Yesterday I joined the trio Gordon McClurg, Brian Fairgrieve and Gordon’s lovable dog Meg. I was always conscious of the fact that the last time we had all gathered and set out on the boats there followed a session of collecting stones for a path that I can only class as hard labour! This time however it was to be an easy session looking for suitable areas to drop our weighted baskets to be used as fish havens.

Brian has one of these new fangled fish finders that relays information to your phone and does indeed give a very good picture of the bottom as well as water temperature and importantly indicates any fish in the area. There were a few areas we wanted to check out so we set off and did a bit of trolling on the way.

We hadn’t even gotten to our first area just north of Rodono House before Gordon hooked a nice “bar of Silver” Trout much to the delight of fellow traveller Meg! It was around three quarters of a pound and it was duly released much to Megs disgust! However Brian meantime started scanning the area and indeed this looks like a suitable area.

It was then off to the Sculptures that tangle of wood and steel as we thought the depth here would be suitable. However just before we arrived at our destination Brian hooked into a nice Trout again around three quarters of a pound (photo above) which was photographed and quickly returned. This area is a bit of a mess with wire hawsers concrete blobs littering the loch bed and no one fishes close to this debris so this is an ideal spot.

Our final area is just south of the boathouse and after surveying the bottom this also will be suitable. So now we will try and secure the necessary permission to drop these baskets with heavy weights attached. Today was a great day out with two top blokes and a top notch pooch! How very refreshing after the Walter Mitty saga!

Epilogue – This morning I ordered two rod holders on Amazon, this trolling lark has got my attention!

Photo 02 - Gordon & Meg on boat two!

Lowes Boat!

Progress continues to be made with the exterior now having been coated in two pack epoxy paint. I had intended to spray the boat but the initial electrical demand from the compressor proved too much of a hurdle for our generators! Next time I will bring a small compressor as we have previously run a compressor on our smaller generator!
So no choice then, I had to brush paint the exterior and that was what I did. Overall it turned out fairly well and the deep blue finish should offer protection for years to come. So only the final step to overcome and that is treating the exposed wood to primer, undercoat and a top coat of exterior gloss. Then she will be ready to return to her home on the wee loch.

Photo 03 - The Lowes boat in her new livery!

The plot thickens!

Well a couple of visitors fishing yesterday caught a twelve pound and a seven pound Pike and boy were they delighted! Anyhow they showed me the photos and on speaking with them it became clear that the larger Pike a female had definitely not spawned! Her belly was taut and screamed full of eggs so maybe the event has not yet taken place!

Photo 04 - Sergejs with the 12 pounder, not a Pike that has spawned!

Of course the spawning event does not take place on one day it can be a protracted affair! It could also be that the female in question is in fact spawnbound, this condition which we have encountered before is when the female cannot release her eggs for whatever reason. Unfortunately this is often a terminal situation for the affected Pike her body can resorb a few eggs but a full complement is too much!
So the situation remains in a state of flux a few more Pike need to be caught to determine the situation!

Photo 05 - Another view of the Lowes boat!

The wider world in my view!

Little Britain!

Three things caught my attention this week the first of which filled me with a feeling of absolute incredulity! Michael Fallon the defence minister beating his chest warning potential aggressors (Russia) that Theresa May would have no hesitation in launching a first strike in what he termed very serious circumstances. This fool seems to think we are still in the days of the empire!

Now this kind of warmongering talk may fool the Watt Mitty’s of this world but any sane individual must have been left open mouthed on hearing such drivel! It is important here to remember just who we are in the big scheme of things! In nuclear terms we are strictly second division! His comments were picked up by a Russian MP who thought to clarify the situation – he said that if Britain attempted a nuclear strike on Russia “Britain would literally be erased from the face of the earth”!

It’s a sobering thought, however much nearer to the truth than the rubbish spouted by Fallon! This government is applying the same inflated self opinion regarding Brexit and will soon find out that there is a very high price to pay! As a nation we should be proud of all the work the armed forces carry out to keep the country safe but let’s be realistic here!

The UK has in its arsenal around 210 nuclear warheads it could call on whilst Russia the nation the comments were aimed at have over 8,000 warheads even more than the USA who have around 7,300! A pre emptive strike against the Russians would be the end for Britain and any British politician who thinks they could flatten the Russian Bear is a reckless and seriously misguided fool!

It must be terrifyingly obvious that our so called strong and stable government are no more than a bunch of fools! When ministers come out with claptrap such as this it must shake the electorate to its very foundations. This gung ho attitude is seen in every aspect of this idiot administrations doings! For the sake of our future vote for anything but Tory!

In it together!

Secondly Lord Snooty, the knucklehead that plunged the country into this Brexit crisis came to my attention when it was reported he had bought a shed for £25,000 Now that is twice the average annual wage. When he is not in his "shed" writing his memoirs he is away pheasant shooting. He famously said on the severe austerity implemented by his bunch of fools that we were all in this together! I cannot think of any other person I know who had 25 Grand to splash out on a "shed"! It's them and us the way it will always be if we cannot get rid of these Tories!

Knuckles rapped!

The third incident that caught my attention was the debate in the Scottish Parliament concerning the “Rape clause”! Every single politician (Tories excepted) rounded on Cruella Davidson for her stance on siding with the UK government defending the said clause! One after another MSPs cried “Shame” directed at Davidson. The normally ebullient Westminster mouthpiece looked very contrite indeed!

Of course Tory MSPs were whipped into not commenting on her stance but Puppet Carlaw let slip that the policy was “awkward” for the party! You could clearly see Davidson was seething but had no answer to the jibes! The Tories are setting new “low” standards in politics. They are unworthy of anyone’s vote! A vote for your local village idiot would be more productive than voting Tory!

Sunday, 23 April 2017

The last straw!

Photo 01 - Our new multi coloured boat!

The last straw!

It has happened year after year that our agents are severely inconvenienced by anglers phoning to book boats at a specific time and then they do not turn up! In some cases the anglers appear three or four hours later and expect to be given the boat they booked earlier. In some instances this means our agent has to hover around the boathouse in case the said anglers turn up wasting their own time.

Photo 02 - up until this year we could have held our AGMs in there!

What we are now implementing is the following. You phone and book your boat, that booking will remain live for 30 minutes. After that 30 minutes has passed your boat will be given to any other angler seeking to book a boat. Now this will not apply if you phone and let us know when you will arrive if you expect you are going to be late. 

What anglers need to know is that our agents are part time and they cannot hang around indefinitely.
It is the height of disrespect to saunter in a couple of hours late as if nothing has happened. It is simply common courtesy to let us know if you are going to be late. So if you are intending booking a boat please follow the above guidelines!

Photo 03 - Looking down at the new boat!

New boat!

Well today we acquired a new boat that was given to us free of charge thanks to our good friend Mike Christie. Yes Les and Alec delivered here right up to the boathouse on a trailer kindly supplied by ex Bowerhope tenant Ronnie Hook. She is a lump at over 15ft and much wider than our Lomond boats. Les, Stevie, Jenny, Alec, Les R and me were on hand to manhandle her down the banking and along the front of the boathouse where she now rests.

She is an unwieldy brute no doubt about it but we got there in the end. So she sits looking rather forlorn in front of the boathouse looking on to the loch she might one day sit upon, the question we now need to address is what to do with her! She is an elderly creature but could soon be rejuvenated and put on the water.

Overall she looks to be in reasonable condition with a couple of previous repairs evident. There is a small hole along the centre rib which could be sorted easily. She would need an extensive rubdown and repaint with hardwood strapping being replaced along the sides. Mike has suggested thick walled gas pipe the plastic type for the underwater central rib and along the top sides of the boat held in by stainless screws. If we could get this to work it would be a very durable solution! We would also need to make some seating.

It looks as though at some point conversion to a wet keel had been considered as a false floor is fitted across three quarters of the bottom of the boat. If we chose to complete this work we would need to ensure that the fibre glassing was at least 4 ply and we would need to carry this out all along the false floor joins (since we do not know the status of this work) to make sure it was of a robust construction.

The beauty of such a conversion would improve the handling by filling the under floor areas with water giving increased stability the same system employed on our Lomond boats This of course would require significant outlay in fibre glass materials not to mention time. It’s a usable boat and I think there are 3 options.

(1) Carry out safety work making the boat sea worthy with minimal cosmetic work and use her as an unpowered freight barge for carting materials.

(2) Carry out safety work with more cosmetic work and construct oar pillars possibly mooring her as a backup boat.

(3) As above but proceed to constructing oar pillars, wet keel better seating  work on the rim and moor her as an everyday spacious boat.
Now of course there are endless combinations of what we could do so if you are near the boathouse nip down and have a look at her and let us know your thoughts.

The wider world in my view!

Not as bad as some might think!

I was a member for nearly twenty years, I hoped for a better fairer society where the greed culture bestowed by Butcher Thatcher would be brushed aside! That day has not yet come! The Labour party beloved of socialists has degenerated firstly into a centrist Lib/Dem amalgam with Tony Blair then into the tired dinosaur that now confronts us on a daily basis!

The vile Tory party with their ill thought out policies should be on its knees instead because of non existent opposition they are miles ahead in the opinion polls. Bungling on a scale never seen hitherto should have seen the Tories confined to eternal opposition yet they are supreme! It’s an odd state of affairs wholly caused by Jeremy Corbyn and his band of minions bathed in 1970s extremism who now have a stranglehold on the Labour movement!

Poll after poll places Corbyn on a new low with new records being set on a daily basis for the most mistrusted leader of a political party! The party seems very reluctant to pay any heed to what the country is saying and for this they will again pay a heavy price! In fact this morning Corbyn has already blew it for Labour when he did not seem to know what his party's stance on nuclear missiles was, so it's all over already! I read with complete frustration the party denials that polls do not present the true picture and that a miraculous turnaround will take place come election time! The Milliband episode is still ringing in my ears!

The Labour party as we have known it will cease to exist after what will have been an electoral disaster for the Labour movement. The party will split with the larger faction being a Lib/Dem type party and the smaller a communist orientated extremist and unelectable party! On a national basis the election is lost to all but the Tories

This of course is a tragedy for any that seeks fairness and equity in a society but as I have said often there is a get out clause for us Scots and that is abandon the sinking ship that is the United Kingdom! It is almost certain that the SNP will be again elected as the biggest party by far! Oh they may lose a couple of seats in the Borders and Dumfries to the Tories but the mandate for a referendum is still there and there will still be a majority in Holyrood for independence. Because the SNP will be the biggest party in Holyrood they will have a mandate and if they get more than 50% in the election that mandate will be written in stone!

It’s an opportunity to break free from the Westminster chaos and lay the foundations of a new way forward! In addition we would be back with our European neighbours working with them as opposed to being a little Britain struggling for a trade deal with whoever we could get and on their terms! this could take place in mid 2020 by which time the rest of the UK will be languishing out on their tod! The election at first might seem like a disaster for people who care about others but for us forward looking Scots it’s a tremendous opportunity to ditch the vile incompetent Tories and move towards a fair and caring society! The election will be a disaster for the English, Irish and Welsh but for us Scots it might not be as bad as we think!

Sunday, 16 April 2017

Where are our Pike?

Photo 01 - Yesterday Low water and choppy!

Where are our Pike?

It’s a question that almost always gets asked at this time of year when catches slow dramatically or cease altogether! There is nothing new in this, our records show this to be the case in nine out of ten years. Of course it’s around the time that Pike are thinking about or indeed carrying out the act of procreating the species.

Since a few factors come into play to provide the stimulus for spawning it is difficult to determine exactly when this occurs. The classical sign that in some years has informed us the act of reproduction was taking place was Pike of all sizes being noted at the top of the Loch of the Lowes thrashing on the surface close to the reeds!

Now this has not yet been noted this year but of course there are many days when anglers are not present so this spectacle may have been missed. We will not know with certainty when the event has been completed until someone catches an 8lbs plus fish whose abdomen is flaccid and shows a degree of redness around the vent. This would be indicative of the female having shed her eggs indicating spawning has taken place!

A few anglers are having jitters that a catastrophic event has taken place either man made or by Mother Nature. Of course we cannot be certain that this has not been the case but it is extremely unlikely. As I have said this period of Pike showing no interest in feeding is a yearly one well known to us. The likelihood is that once the event is over they will be back setting about baits as they embark on a post coital feeding frenzy!
So the message is grin and bear it our head of Pike are still there!

Photo 02 - The partly constructed new Bowerhope road!

Bowerhope road!

Members should be aware that work is being carried out on the road that leads to Bowerhope. The road is being resurfaced and widened at various points in order to deliver a more stable and pothole free surface (Council take note!). The process involves bringing in crushed stone which is being laid up to three feet thick on top of the original road.

What throws up problems for road users is that heavy articulated lorries are traversing the road loaded with cut wood harvested from the plantations on the hill. This is compacting the outer areas whilst leaving a centre ridge of loose stone which will damage the underside of your car if you have insufficient ground clearance.

 The edges of the road are also unstable in places so keep firmly planted away from the edges!
The plan once the lorries have finished their work is to level the road and compact the surface with a heavy roller. Once this has been carried out the surface should be very much better. So if you need to use this road please drive carefully!


It’s been happening in the lower regions for a couple of weeks now but finally we are seeing new life all around the loch. Lambs are being born on a daily basis and this will continue for two to three weeks. We have not had any problems made known to us over the last few years which is great but here’s what to do –

If you can avoid it do not enter any field with livestock present.
Under no circumstances enter a field containing stock if you have a dog with you!
Do not attempt to set up camp in a field with stock present and you may only camp in a field if you have permission from the relevant farmer!

If we receive reports from a farmer about stock being harassed or frightened we will deal with such matters severely!
Ouite simply use your common sense The lambs and their mothers are a lovely sight rubberstamping the fact it is spring. These creatures however are the owners future income and they would not take kindly to that income being jeopardised!

Photo 03 - If you look delights are everywhere!

The wider world in my view!

A new “cold war!"

Again Donald Chump Trump has plunged the world into the mire, this reckless fool could do for all of us! I have yet to see categorical proof that Assad launched the chemical attack on his own people! The man is not a fool he was educated in Damascus University as a doctor and spent 4 years in the UK specialising in ophthalmology! We are not talking here of a chump but a man who should hold the values of a righteous human being!

He would know that to launch such an attack would bring heavy retribution in one form or another. The Russians are adamant that Assad is not guilty and that it was rebel fighters against Assad that carried out this atrocity in the knowledge that he would be blamed! The byword in civilised disputes was always military action was only valid if irrefutable proof was obtained. Where is this proof?  Hopefully in time this will be clarified.

Trump with no international backing launched an attack on Syrian bunkers with the heaviest non nuclear bomb ever used! Naturally this has enraged the Russians who have stated any further such strikes will be met by force from the Russian Bear! This is an extremely serious state of affairs and our Tory government yet again assume the role of the USA’s lapdog agreeing with all that they say!

This fool is shaping up to do it again with North Korea he who said “America first” and no more meddling in overseas affairs! News just released stated that Russia has moved considerable armaments 30kms from the Korean border, so the crisis intensifies this has now become very serious! Both these situations will develop and if we do not end up in some war situation I will be very much surprised! America seems to set itself up as the world’s policeman but on whose authority?

I am unaware of the countries of the world electing America to this role! It would be bad enough with a rational American president many fold worse with the fool currently in the position! Donald Trump is an idiot, there is no other description for him! Having him in such a powerful position must make us all worry!

Clearly our government is unable to think independently they will simply rubberstamp everything the USA says and does careful not to upset the possibility of a meagre trade deal! It therefore follows that if America starts a war we will be dragged in even if that is against our will! It has been said that we are now in a place never seen since the cold war proper! Our future has never been so uncertain with the catastrophic Brexit farce and now this! I think if you have a god then pray to him if not just hope!

A woman of insignificance!

When you look at the parliamentary system in Scotland there is a sense of pride that women are very well represented in the main parties! Yes we have our First Minister astute, intelligent with good foresight. Kezia Dugdale who also has the above qualities but is plagued trying to fight the years of damage done by Joanne Lamont and Ian Gray.

Then there is Ruth Davidson who is - well a reactionary loudmouth and a Westminster puppet! Yes the Ruthsfuhrer acting like an East German Stasi officer appears to have forgotten she is a woman! Having ruffled the feathers of women all over the land she is adamant the policy from Westminster is the right one! Her stance on the rape clause has attracted universal condemnation from  women’s groups, politicians and ordinary working people, there is even a petition to have the shameful policy axed which I have signed already has over 18,000 signatures!

In so doing she has exposed herself showing her true colours, nothing better than a cruel Butcher Thatcher clone! Yes for Cruella Davidson the mask has been ripped off and she stands as a motionless puppet waiting to be worked by the Ultra right Brexiteers at Westminster! If you thought this fool was some kind of sugar coated Tory then you have been enlightened she is a bitter, cruel and deplorable human being! If you want to sign the petition click the link -

Happy Easter!

Sunday, 9 April 2017

Twas a great day!

Photo 01- Competition winner Les Robson receives the trophy from last years winner Alan Ramsay.

Twas a great day!

The forecast for yesterday was good but the reality of the day that came and went was very much better! Probably not the ideal conditions for fishing but nevertheless the small band of anglers that had assembled had fishing on their minds. Yes it was a time to rekindle old friendships and make some new and one thing was certain that a good day would be had by one and all!

It was bright sunshine all day long and if nothing else we knew we could dispense with vitamin D supplements that night! Blackbirds recited their most tuneful melodies and Song and Mistle Thrush battled to see who could get the highest decibel level. Very soon small white balls of wool will appear all around the loch, what a fabulous time of year! As usual our day started in the Glen Cafe where Kath sorted us out with bacon rolls and coffee a great way to start the days fishing. Soon it was ten and we all went our separate ways and of course savoured our different outcomes!

Photo 02 - Stevie Nimmo receives the 2nd prize from Alan.

Although the day was warm when the wind died, the persistent wind for most of the day kept things chilly in the more shaded areas. Only a few Trout were spotted rising to food Stevie Nimmo seemed to be in a real hotspot seeing quite a few fish whilst most of the others saw very little! Of course on such a fine day there was much to wonder at like the floating Buzzards in a cloud free sky or the chirping as a flock of long tailed tits worked their way through the trees seeking food titbits.

Photo 03 - Mike Christie gets 3rd prize from Alan.

In absolutely no time it was time for the weigh in at the Tibbie and the smell of barbequed food wafting towards us was an enticing one! As we all met it was clear that a few anglers had struck gold. One also struck the water as is now traditional. Last year it was Frank Gillespie this year it was last year’s winner Alan Ramsay. Of course Alan took a dip in order to cool down in the scorching sunshine! The victorious anglers were Les Robson, Mike Christie and Stevie Nimmo. 

Photo 04 - the goodies up for grabs!

The scales were set up and all the anglers were weighing in one fish. In fact Stevie had lost two fish and Mike had returned two fish of 8 inches as he imposes a minimum length of 10 inches for any Trout he takes! If he had compromised his stance its likely he would have won, obviously a man of principle, indeed a rare beast these days!

First on to the scales was Les Robson and his fine Trout weighed in at 1lbs 4oz. Next up was Mike who tipped the scales at 10oz and finally Stevie who inched past Mike for 2nd position with 11oz.  So Les Robson wins the cup, the Salmon fishing, the Hardy sinking line, and the CF fly box both kindly donated by David Shotton. All the prize-winners receive free membership of the club for one year or an equivalent gift. Mike receives free membership of the club for a year and Stevie receives membership free next year. On the advice of Mike we will obtain a fishing tackle voucher from our recommended dealer Fishers in Penicuik to make sure Les gets the value of club membership.

Photo 05 - Prizes ready for presentation.

By now the juices were running as Alastair finished off the sausages and burgers which were served with a fresh salad and salad potatoes. It was delicious and just what was needed after a day casting and covering much ground.

And so the day drew to a close, a super day out in the company of real anglers, men of worth with whom it was a pleasure to engage. The past year has seen us under assault by the pernicious chump Mr Xxxxx and the local angling bully. It is days like this that makes it all worthwhile. Angling is not all about catching fish it is the camaraderie of your fellow angler (invariably right thinking people) and the peace and beauty of the surroundings! Twas indeed a great day!

Thanks to the Glen Cafe, Alastair at the Tibbie and all the lads who took part, it was a pleasure to be in your company!